Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.
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The sad part is that Apple buyers are so fucking stupid that they would buy these.
@sasuke64210 yet they gave us the iPad
“The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan’s “Ecrits” to the abortion doctor.” lol
That is fucking retarded as shit
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Sent from a Macbook Wheel.
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Sent from a Macbook Wheel
@Thejupitergames /facepalm
@discomaleriya
ehem, THE ONION IS FAKE YOU DUMBASSES!
apple would never make something so stupid!!!
apple would so not make this it’s such a spoof thing i mean the sudoku killer, come on! people at apple know that no one would ever want this i mean scrolling for letters is way to firkin hard! it would take you longer to do that then to actually type! it’s just stupid
suscribed for making apple fail
This thing is stupid. I really hope this is a parody
That looks sooooo stupid. Apple have gone to far really.
the next gen is gonna lose 4 ounces due to lack of screen hard-drive and wheel
hahah nice
1:09 “The attractive peanut farmer graded the term paper.”
@CrazyDave408 i do have a sense of humor…. so shut up!!! its not ur job to tell me to get a sense of humor… and i have seen a lot of fred’s videos…
@MidgardEagle yes i have heard of it….they sell like a separate keyboard & mouse you can buy to go with that i think if you want the keyboard though lol.
@selenagrox101 You’re not some kind of intellectual because you figured out it was fake, you’re just not as stupid as the people who believe it’s real. Either get a real sense of humor, or got watch Fred video’s…
@Bearkiller777 They do. Heard of the IPad?
HaHa they make things look real. Way to go Onion.
i love how people belive this ahahah
everything is just a few hundred clicks away…
That looks horrible ho needs that !? Why have a big ass wheel in a fucking laptop!? I would rather just make a fucking toutch screen like the iPad
Wow… Onion news network… That’s sooo believable… NOT!!! what the hell??? “it took me 45 minutes to type this email”… It’s like a 3 line email for god sakes!!! This is soo stupid… And yes I realize it’s fake…
haha dicking around x}
Its fucking pointless so time consuming, unless it followed voice commands and wrote whatever you tell it too that will be cool not a big ass wheel that has no purpose